SEEKING: New Members for our First Family.
QUALIFICATIONS: No experience needed. Must love dogs and enjoy innovative food. Responsible for relaxing in a private whirlpool tub in your room with your own fireplace. Breakfast included with your application. Enjoyment of complimentary split of sparkling wine, homemade truffles, and chocolate chunk cookies upon arrival desirable. Ability to have good conversation and to make new friends a plus. Should expect occasional gales of laughter while in the house.
APPLY NOW: Interested parties are encouraged to apply by making a reservation today or by calling The Inn On First Innkeepers directly.